shmoosh


verb; to consumate, f-ck, have s-x.
“yeah, we shmooshed last night.”

-ronnie from jersey sh-r-
to smooth over
let me just shmoosh your hair over
verb — to squeeze, usu. the face of your da bubby; could be misinterpreted as something naughty
“i am going to shmoosh you like you’ve never been shmooshed before!”

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