Shmoper


one whose actions and behavior are of an asinine and dumbfoundingly idiotic nature; comparable to that of a legally r-t-rded seven year old.

symptoms include the usage of internets slang terms, such as “lol” or “brb” in casual conversation. also included are a blatant disregard for bodily hygiene as well as a sense of humor comparable to andy d-ck.
she sucked her own cousins d-ck, what a f-cking shmoper.

if that shmoper imitates borat one more f-cking time…

that shmoper smells like sh-t.

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