shmore
a s’more (graham cracker, marshmallow, chocolate, graham cracker)
coach: “did you ladies put the sh’more on my desk?”
lovely ladies: “the what?”
coach: “sh’more.”
lovely ladies: “oh, you mean s’more. no, we did not.”
coach: “i could have sworn it had your names all over it.”
a she+man+wh-r- or a shman wh-r-
is that a guy or a girl, because she/he looks like a total shmore.
a combination of the a “sm-t” and a “wh-r-“. originated in morrisville pa.
yeah, i’m down with the b-tches and the shmores.
1. a chocolate covered cream puff with sprinkles
2.a flying band of monkeys with seven symbold crashing on each -ss cheek of their originating exponent
3.on wedenesdays, pemdas
4.to rename a fellow bird with angus beef attached to his left wing in the mid-winter season following december’s granola bars discovered originally by senor arthur mcbright and company troubadors
5.to shoot someone in the face while eating yellow popcorn on a bright sunny day with beto chavez in montebelllo high school
the dusty shmore was found inside grandma’s itchy lechuga pants.
(n.)the incorrect way to pr-nounce ‘smore’.
you shmoosh your shmore before you eat it.
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