Shmork
shmork is not a word
shmork, that’s not a word
a verb used to describe a type of kissing… badly; one’s tongue is curved (the “spoon”) and the other’s is bent up (the “fork”), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. the “fork” in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other partic-p-nt.
girl 1: omg i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?
girl 2: we need to leave now ! he’s got to be the worst kisser in the world… just shmorked me basically.
girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that’s sickkkkkk.
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