shmoused
to be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.
i laid my tired body down on the sofa and was shmoused by the cat.
i love my little shmousie
shmousie’s what i love to eat
bite theys little heads off
nibble on theys tiny feet.
to be heavily inebriated, a mix of housed and smashed. one of the most drunken states.
1. i don’t knoe if i hve evr ben so shmoused in my lyfe.
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