shmuel

to use manipulative writing or speech in order to take undue credit or aggrandize one’s contributions.

to willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.

to willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.
his shmuelling is p-ssing off the whole team.

to cater to his bullsh-t and then get shmuel’d makes me want to punch him.
to argue a stupid point without end leading to the irritation of all surrounding parties
stop arguing with that b-tch – your pulling a shmuel

he’s shmuelin’ out on that dude
an extremely mysterious person
who everyone seems to know
but no one has ever seen in the flesh

person 1: dude, shmuel immed me last night
person 2: who the h-ll is he? i talk to him all the time but i’ve never actually seen him
person 1: i hear he’s a pimp
a person who fails all his cl-sses at school and is very anti-social. also, he showers once every 2 weeks.
i feel like killing myself because my life is a shmuel.
one who is very nice.
one whos head is deformed.
he/she usually smells because they never shower.
they usually get hit by a spade off their father.
they resemble an animal like an alpacker/llama.
a shmuel usually gets p-ssed on.
llama, alpacker, shmuel.