Shmunch


a shmunch is a brunch between 2 people after having a one-night stand, often preceding the walk of shame going home. shame + brunch = shmunch. a shmunch is typically recognizable at a cafe or restaurant because the shmunchers are dressed in clothes from the previous night’s affair (i.e. sequin mini-skirt and high heels with bedhead and messy makeup on a woman, and overly dressy and wrinkled clothes on a guy, mixed in with bedhead and morning breath)
dude, i’m shmunching with anna from last night.

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