shmung
basically the same thing as munging. but instead of jumping normally on the deceased corpse, the partner jumping must be a male. here’s why: he must get a big w-lly, then jump on the deceased corpse with his p-n-s first, thus landing on the corpse with your p-n-s. this must take a great amount of courage. and for the other partner, the partner must put a hose up the corpse’s b-tt hole, and drink its fluids while pounding the stomach or intestines with a hammer. then when the other partner jumps, the hammered fluids and other body fluids all flow in. win win situation for both the partners.
a person who does this is called a “shmungler” and the act of doing it is called “shmunging” just like the original version.
the shmungler pulled off a shmung on his unsuspecting girlfriend as body fluids poured and flowed everywhere.
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