shnart
expression used when you sneeze, fart, and p–p a little.
guy 1: we got to go man i just accidentally layed a shnart!
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: when you sneeze,fart, and cr-p at the same time.
the act of unintentionally defecating oneself at an inconvenient and embar-ssing instance or at any time at all really. the defecation occurs entirely by accident since the victim is attempting to merely produce a sneeze to mask the sound the flatuant will produce, making it easier to deny liability for the pungent odor. of course this ruse runs a muck and the victim ends up spewing bodily fluids from another unexpected orifice. the feces are typically runny and diarrhea-like, and are mistaken to be merely a flatuant but come with a steamy surprise. it is believed that the hershey squirt is a justified castigation for the shnarter’s cunning attempt to fool their surrounding company out of ownership for what they should be proud of…a nice big jockey burner.
shnart : man, after eating that indian food for lunchi had the farts like an arab, so i tried to cover up in the meeting by sneezing but accidentally shnarted myslef. i hope i don’t get fired for that -ss water.
the act of sneezing so hard you shart.
girl: -sneezes
guy: “oh my god did you just shnart?!”
girl: -cries and runs off a cliff-
refers to when an individual sharts, and that shart is caused by a violent sneeze.
(recall: a shart is when one “sh-ts” when they think they are only going to “fart”)
i was at home sick with a terrible head & stomach cold, and shnarted in my bed.
worse than the sneeze fart combo.. this one usually occurs the day after a hot indian curry and a few too many pints. often occurring in an office cubicle with the air-conditioning on full, right before lunch. the unsuspecting culprit sneezes followed by a shart…. a shnart
-results in quick jaunt to the john for inspection-
-followed by flying commando for the rest of the day-
john: bless you ted.
ted: ?
brb………
barbara: i think ted shnarted that lousy pr-ck
sneeze+fart+sh-t
dude… we gotta go. i just shnarted.
the act of sh-tting ones pants as a result of trying to hold in a sneeze. sneeze induced shart.
i had to sneeze while i was in church but ended up shnarting.
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