shock of a jip
a chiefly chezzie phrase (one that comes from chesterfield, england) that can be used when something is sort of shocking.
ben after sticking his finger in a socket: ‘well that gave a shock of a jip!’
kyle after jumping into a cold pool: bl–dy h-ll! that was cold enough to give a chuffin’ shock of a jip!’
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