Shock Absorber
a soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the b-lls h-tting the face when said man is sucking a c-ck.
justin bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber.
the first thing i look for in a man is a shock absorber… tells me they know what they are doing.
a pair of ladyz b–bs 🙂
” nice set of shock absorbers”
a shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. the shock absorber’s primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus ‘absorbing’ the ‘shock’ of the situation as you now have a c-ckblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. the shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay…….or both.
“hey steve watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?”
“so, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. but luckily my shock absorber, steve watson, took care of her.”
“who wants a moustache ride?..no not you, ugly girl. you can have one from my shock absorber, steve watson”
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