Shockalate
this is an event which happens when you are dying to take a sh-t (and you know its a godzilla like t-rd) but there is no toilet nearby. suddenly you are ‘shocked’ to find its too ‘late’ cause the godzilla t-rd is already sitting warm and toasty in your pants!
note: ‘shock’ + ‘late’ forms the word shockalate, made to sounds like chocolate, which obviously is the colour of (most) sh-ts.
ben: dude are there any toilets nearby?
bob: no man, its like 15 minutes walk past the shops.
(couple minutes later)
ben: d-mnit i just had a shockalate!
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