Shocker 5000


the act of inserting a closed fist into a female v-g-n- sideways, then turning the fist vertically, and finally opening the fist and making “jazz-hands” out of your fingers.
this f-cking wh-r- was screaming, “is it in yet?” so i gave her a shocker 5000 right before i raped her in the -ss until she bled all over my c-ck.

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