Shockey
the father of all bullsh-t
jai eazy: ‘that’s bullsh-t shockey’
1. to completely overpower or crush an opponent with brute force.
2. to be humiliated or ran over when standing your ground.
3. to dominate.
(see pwn)
derived from the new york giants player: (jeremy) shockey.
spectator a: “did you see that guy get run over!?”
spectator b: “yeah! he sure got shockied.”
1. to tattle like a child
2. to snitch
3. to react like a little b-tch when you don’t get your way
jeremy shockeyed on me to my girlfriend about my weekend in vegas in order to win her over. it didn’t work.
the act of grabbing someones b-tt and squeezing.
usually done to girls by guys, resulting in a squeak or sometimes a slap from the girl. emoticon for a shockey is 8o
bob totally just shockey’d jane, and she was suprised.
a male who’s p-n-s tends to curve to the left.
(as two girls are turning left at a stop sign)
girl:look girl
girl 2:what.!?
girl:were taking a shockey
the act of choking in a tense situation.
“man,i thought he was gonna come through for us, but he wimped out and pulled a shockey.”
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