Shockley
hideous, repulsive, repugnant, insane
she had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.
when a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head in the woods.
lexi:”hey, i hung out with brandon after school yesterday.”
breanna:”cool. what’d you guys do?”
lexi:”well, i pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to taco bell.”
breanna:”that’s sick, you’re sick.”
an intelligent, good-looking guy.
“i want to be a shockley when i grow up!”
the most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. evolving from early white settlers, not taking sh-t from anybody, to white middlecl-ss (sub)urban street thugs.
person a: did you see those shockley boys at the club last night?
person b: yeah, they are a bunch of bad-ss mother f-ckers!
the world’s greatest thing to ever hit planet earth
descendent of g-d
chuck norris apprentice
that kid michael reminds me just of shockley.
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