shocktail
a c-cktail drank in the shower. often done in the interest of time efficiency, or just because its awesome
friend 1: yo should we shower or pregame? we don’t have time to do both
friend 2: lets shocktail it
friend 1: lets
a shocktail is a clear beverage in a gl-ss, discovered the morning after a h-ll bender. you -ssume it the the gl-ss of water you partially drank before p-ssing out. however to your taste buds horror, it is the melted c-cktail of last night. that vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or p-ssing out.
david rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered…. sadly.
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