Shoe-Horn

to shoehorn is to put something into a sp-ce where it doesn’t fit.
alot of game developers make a great storyline for a game, then shoe-horn multiplayer in at the last second, causing it to suck.
future climate modelling: to build a coupled atmosphere ocean climate model at the last moment and enter it into the intergovernmental panel on climate change (ipcc) next -ssessment report. and then expect people to take climate change seriously based on the preliminary results.
“who would be so crazy as to try and shoe horn a model into the ipcc?”
a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier
“i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn”
to “shoehorn” is the ability and occasional obligation to -ssist a friend in charming and seducing a girl of their choosing.

a “shoehorn” is the exact opposite of a “c-ck block”. rather than steal or discourage his/her girl you do your f-cking best to get him/her a piece of that -ss.
seriously man i need this. can you please shoehorn me this time?
the act of using a finger to slide a p-n-s into a tight v-g-n-, normally a v-g-n-, imitating the act of using a shoehorn to slide your foot into a shoe.
guy: dude did you hear about jac?
f-g:no, what?
guy:she got shoehorned by that dirty redneck.
1. (noun) a young woman, usually under thirty, with the implication that her v-g-n- is excessively small(tight) so that one may “need a shoehorn” to insert anything into it, i.e. a p-n-s, finger, d-ld-, squash or c-ke bottle
“nice…look at that shoehorn sitting over there.”
“laura was a shoehorn; i had to work it for 45 minutes until i could hit it.”
when your d-ck is so big you need a shoe horn to get a condom on it. one may also find a shoe horn necessary for inserting said large p-n-s into a small asian v-g-n- or a tight virgin h-m-s-xual -n-s
1.)i’ve gotta shoehorn this condom on since you have genital herpes.

2.) last night i had to shoe horn my d-ck into that tight asian cervix