Shoe Murder
the act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on chloe’s part), no knives (on nick’s part) and no other protection/ weapon! most often occurs while you’re home alone with your dog (gus)!
officer: “what happened here?????”
witness: “nick just committed a shoe murder!!!”
officer: “not again. 5th time this week!”
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