shoe shine
an occupation comprised mainly of the n-gg-r persuasion.
i “shoe shine ” your boots real good, sir.
to show out in front of other people to make yourself look superior
person a says: i aint appreciate you slammin my door,
person b says: oh my fault, i was upset at cha boy,
person a says: don’t let it happen again
person b says ( to himself or others) folk she just tryna shoeshine.
n. – a member of the fbi or a similar plainclothes investigator for law enforcement, referring to their dress code requiring shoes to be highly polished.
terry feared that if he kept downloading movies, the shoeshine would catch up with him.
(see also the first chapter of tom wolfe’s “the electric kool-aid acid test,” t-tled “black shiny fbi shoes,” and simon & garfunkel’s song “keep the customer satisfied,” whose narrator sings that he is “one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.”)
an exclamatory response after one is thoroughly insulted. can be done by the offending party, but is more effective when a third party engages in the call or yell.
fat boy 1: i must be losing weight, i’ve been sweating all day!
fat boy 2:it doesn’t count if you sweat from eating!
fat boy 3: shoeshine!!!
a lying c-nt
idiot: “i’m the best ever!!”
everyone else: “shoeshine!!”
lubrication for the p-n-s
“rub on some shoeshine. no, not that shoeshine, -sshead. oh look, now you’re c-ck’s all black.”
– mrs bush
a move in four square. to simply do over hand and to hit the other person on their shoe. therefore, you would have done a shoeshine and the other person would have been out.
-bam-
kid 1: -gasp- he did a shoeshine!!
kid 2: he’s out!! -pointing to the kid that got hit in the shoe-
kid 3: yayy! congratulations on you’re victory of a shoeshine!!
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