shoe size
euphemistic term for p-n-s length
what’s his shoe size?
9 wide!
the size of your shoe cut in half =
the size of your d-ck
its not always accurate but usually is..
ok if your shoe size is 12
ur d-ck is 6 in. long
someone who acts childish or immature. most guys shoe size is around 9-12, so it is used when someone is acting of that age.
greg: “yo did you hit that last night.”
mark: “nah, that b-tch was my f-ckin shoe size.”
greg: “d-mn”
a way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier p-n-s.
john: hey, tim, what’s your shoe size?
max: 10 1/2. why?
john: oh.. no reason…. >_>
max is really saying his p-n-s is 10 1/2 inches
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