Shoejitsu


to defend oneself using a shoe as a weapon.
she removed her stiletto, resorting to shoejitsu, bashed him in the face with it and followed up with an eyepoke using the heel.
to beat with a shoe
when i found out he cheated on me i took off my manolo and went shoejitsu on his -ss.

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