Shoejuice
the sticky and smelly mixture inside a girl’s shoe that consists of a man’s dried c-m and her foot sweat. shoejuice is very sticky, and stains shoes and socks a dark yellow. the amount of shoejuice produced also depends on the amount of sweat and c-m in the shoe.
shelby: can i borrow your shox?
jennifer: yeah sure.
(shelby runs a mile)
shelby: eww jenny my feet are so sticky and sweaty. i can feel it between my toes too.
jennifer: you just sweat a lot, take them off and lemme see.
shelby: eww gross there are yellow stains on my pink socks what do you put in your shoes??
jennifer: oh get over it, it’s just some shoejuice from last night.
shelby: ewww you mean my feet are covered with your bf’s c-m?!
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