Shoelace
the pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.
someone just pulled a gary coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
to emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.
(not to be confused with any s-xual act).
ted: sorry, mike. my girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.
mike: man, we never hang out anymore. she has shoelaced you, and you don’t even realize it.
when a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having s-x with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.
“hey i want to be eaten out by… you!”
“sure but i want to have s-x wit her while eaten you out!”
“ok but i’m going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!”
“ok but i’m going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the -ss”
“ok!”
“well since i’m last i’ll just making out with this girl right here… hey look this looks like a shoe lace!”
to hang yourself.
why dont you just go and shoelace?
someone that is sucking up their bosses -rs- so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses -rs-.
dude 1:where’s johnny?
dude 2: being shoelaces.
dude 1: how’d you know?
dude 2: look at the bosses -rs- when he bends over.
1. (n.) long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).
sophie: ew! you’re dog’s drooling!
lacey: it’s cause the food we’re eating is so delicious. she smells it, and drools like that.
sophie: they look like shoe laces!
lacey: because they are.
an expression used when someone is always up on somebody, sweatin’ them.
dang, look at veronica’s shoe laces hanging from rashad’s -ss!
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