Shoeless
the act of being so f-cked up that you have no concept of time, place, intoxication level or actions. can be acheived by any means of consumtion, ie: alcohol, drugs or any mixing of impairing substances. shoelessness is usually accompanied by more consuption of impairing substances, generally being f-cked up, loss of memory, and a case of the -ssholes.
dude: wtf happened last night?
bro: dude you were beyond f-cked up, you fell out of the truck and busted your face, you were straight shoeless.
to be without shoes. to be lacking a sense of location, purpose, or shoes.
everyone look at max hit on those two older men at the bar. he’s so shoeless!
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