Shoemaggeddon
the day your entire collection of sneakers is stolen and sold by your ex gf, repoed, or put into storage for an extended stay in the penitentiary. a day seared into your head as you head to the penn in your orange jumpsuit and prison flip flops. the day that makes you cry yourself to sleep every night in jail until your overly amorous black roommate taps you on your shoulder to let you know its time for your nightly “duties” which involve no lubrication other than your tears.
dark had his shoemaggeddon last night, he went to prison today lol
oh he did haha i bet right now he’s looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.
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