Shoenapper
a person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. to shoenap or shoenapper: to steal or stealing shoes.
lucy plotted to shoenap her boss jill’s new manolo blahnok heels. the thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt–she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.
Read Also:
- Sudden 60
when a movie/video/game fluctuates between 60 fps and 30 fps constantly. it can cause extreme nausea for the viewers, and makes for an unpleasant experience. popular tv show ‘adam ruins everything’ committed sudden 60 in their newest episode, i couldn’t even finish it because of how nauseous it made me.
- Soft cream
excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences -j-c-l-t–n without an erection. i saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!
- Luggage bitch
a person you invite only to carry your bags. i only invited him because he’s my luggage b-tch.
- Big dogs winky
someone that consistently acts like a m-ssive p-n-s. look at you, you big dogs winky…
- narvaed
when you’re really gay and your friend’s don’t know it. “dad, i think i’m a narvaed but i don’t want my friends to know about it!”