Shoff swap
when having s-xual intercouse and one switches from the v-g-n- to the -n-s quickly and then looking at your p-n-s to judge if -n-lingus is safe.
“i can’t beleive he tried a shoff swap on me, but when it came out clean he made me forget my concern.”
the switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren’t the same kind :o)
(after taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one…)
“we just pulled a shoff swap!”
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