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  (n) a variation of sh-tbag used by kelly in the shoes video. (n) someone who should be betch slapped. (n) people who work in a store that sells shoes that suck. (n) someone who says your feet are too big and you have too many shoes. “i’m going to betch slap you shetbag.” 1. someone […]

• Shit-arser

  a situation where yourself,or another person causes temporary frustration & anger,time wasting and an increased desire to blaspheme. e.g when somebody nips into a parking sp-ce that you have been patiently waiting for for more than five minutes. diane: hey ginny! that guy is now going to reverse out of that sp-ce,lets wait. sam: well […]

• Shit Boxing

  the act of taking a sh-t and smoking marijuana at the same time. “dude, i’m totally sh-t boxing my bathroom right now. d-mn taco bell glued me to the toilet.”

• shitcake

  any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of sh-t. when eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on sh-t slowly takes over the mind. it’s then spit or swallow time. sh-tcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing […]

• shit dick rick

  while scr-w-ng a girl in the -ss, she accidently sh-ts on your d-ck. then you pull it out and yell: i’m rick james b-tch as you stick it in her mouth. that b-tch done sh-t on my d-ck again so this time i yelled that i was rick james b-tch, and shoved it in her […]

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