shog
an expression to snitch or to inform cops
ex. this dude just shog to the police
to sh-t when you jog.
my morning routine usually consists of a nice long shog, shower and shave.
shea heights original gangsters. respect.
is that person from shea heights?” ” yeah, there a straight up shog. you best respect
something shocking. when something outrages happens
jamal got mad brains? shoggggg
a group of men who like to perform felatio on hairy men. alternatively, a group of men who like to molest the handicapped and/or small defenseless animals.
the shogs were thrown out of the pet store for masterbating to the lizards.
verb {scottish slang, dating from at least 1825}
to shake from corpulence
everytime our bus goes over train tracks, your girlfriend shogs something fierce.
remember, fat-campers: if you ain’t shoggin’, you ain’t joggin’.
alternative way of saying ‘sh-g’.
“that gunter looked well up for it last night.”
“aye, i took her back to my mum’s whilst i was doin’ nowt for shog like.”
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