Shomar
a guy who is a complete d-ckhead, he truly does not know that there are many, many, many people who wish him harm.
he continually asks probing questions which start out with “would you rather….” and commonly end with “and there is a guy who will blow the world up if you dont choose anything”
oh sh-t, there is a shomar coming by…. darn…. he saw us, hope he doesnt ask a would you rather question
being a “shomar” is to engage in conversation with people of afican american heritage and pretending you are one of them even though you are a little dipsh-t white guy.
it is widely know thoughout the world the practices of the church of shomarism, they performs acts like the one mentioned above. people who partake in such actions are commonly known as shomarites. shomarism is one of the fastest growing religions since the introduction of jedism. shomarites have their own sacred text similar to the catholics bible, it is known as “the idiots guide to being black”, it contains many scriptures on how the followers of this faith should act in everyday situations.
billy: “look at that white guy pretending to be black, he’s such a shomar”
david: “yeah he is, he must be a shomarite”
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