shombitch


a noun. a “shomb-tch” is someone who prances around on their high horse using foul language and deragotory terms to ladies. they often are short in size being significantly shorter than the average american male. a napoleon complex is common. side effects of coming into contact with a shomb-tch include stomach ache, fatigue, and nausea.
wow did you see that shomb-tch in cl-ss? i almost threw up all over myself.

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