Shondocker
a person who has s-x with inanimate objects. usually when drunk.
“shondocker!!” -wu.
“dawson wu!!” -gaz.
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also see c-m and go when you are having s-x with your partner, and you are late and should be somewhere else so you leave as soon as you’ve -j-c-l-t-d i was banging rachel from behind when i realised i was late for band rehearsal, so i had to shoot and split
- Mississippi wrist watch
a bracelet of winnits. worn most commonly by hasians… half american, half asians… and given as a sign of respect or friendship. usually traded when reliance for a future favor is agreed upon. jo gave me the driest mississippi wrist watch to take care of his skis… ill probably just leave em behind to rust […]
- mississippy
the worst misspell of mississippi anyone could ever do. friend: i went to mississippy today! me: mississippi. friend: no it isn’t!!!
- Mississippi Sunrise
when, as you wake up, the s-xual partner lying next to you gives you head and you proceed to urinate in their mouth. susie woke me up with a little mississippi sunrise yesterday, incredible! i didn’t even have to get out of bed!
- PizzaCon
an event in january that was invented by students at nyu. much like santacon but instead of dressing like santa and consuming ungodly amounts of alcohol, partic-p-nts must wear pajamas, smoke weed, and eat as much pizza as humanly possible. “dude i just bought so much weed in preparation for pizzacon” “yeah man we gonna […]