shoop da whoop

the sound one makes as they fire their laser.
imma chargin’ mah lazer!
imma firin’ mah lazer!
shoop da whoop!
noun/verb
the act of firing one’s lasers, typically annihilating the victim completely, this term originated with the comical short flash film: “syntax error 2”, and was made famous by the youtube film: “the lazer collection”.
shooping or shooping da whoop, as it’s known in verb tense, is done with an eccentric cartoon expression with bulging eyes and a wide gaping mouth. it’s often known to be done at random.
head of common mockery: “i am the head of common mockery. i will grant you three wishes.”

random boy: ” woa, is that true? are you really gonna grant me three wishes?”

head of common mockery: “no. my real purpose here is to fire my lasers, gaghh!!!”-shoop da whoop-
a shoop da whoop happens is when you concentrate a m-ssive amount of win in your mouth(called chargin mah lazer), and then releasing it via a laser beam(called firin’ mah lazer!). a shoop da whoop can also be canceled by putting something in the mouth of the charger, such as a taco. this will result in the caster releasing a royal rainbow, and swallowing his own lazer.(imma swallowed mah lazer!)
imma firin mah lazr! shoop da whoop (launches taco in mouth)

ops i swallowed mah lazer
the process of firin ma laser.
ok, you brought this on yourself!….. ima chargin ma laser!…. ima firin ma laser!…. shoop da whoop!
1-imma chargin’ mah lazers
2- imma firin’ mah lazers
3- shoop da whoop
4-????
5- profit!
shoop da whoop “blah!”
the moment on the event horizon of a lazor at which critical energy m-ss has been reached, and makes the lazor no longer able to be swallowed. thus, the lazor may no longer be turned into a royal rainbow, and the firin’ of teh lazor is imminent. occurs at the moment of the last syllable of the phrase “ima firin mah lazor.”
shoop da whoop! ima firin mah lazeblaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
the sound of a lazar being fired. the resultant beam and shock wave are known to cause m-ssive property damage and vaporization of living organisms. anything in the vicinity of the lazar blast radius that have not been killed may be afflicted by permanent blindness, severe hearing loss, extensive internal bleeding, and widespread 3rd degree burns. when the whoop has been shooped, it is too late to insert and object (such as a taco) into the mouth of the lazar firer to induce a royal rainbow, and thus preventing utter annihilation by laser.
if you ever hear shoop da whoop, just kiss your -ss goodbye. it aint worth tryin.

imma firin mah lazar blarrrgggghhhhh