shoot the puppy
break up with a needy boyfriend/girlfriend
hey, did you shoot the puppy yet? no man, the s-x is great, i can’t.
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- Change Of Penis
to have a change of heart about having s-x with someone. a change of heart, in your love part. a change of plans, in your pants. originally i didn’t wanna hook up with her, but once i saw her naked i had a change of p-n-s.
- e-racist
the person too scared to reveal their racist feelings in person (for fear of ridicule or getting beat the f-ck up), so they revert to blogs and/or forum posts on the internet to show their prejudice for people of other races/creeds/religions etc. -video of a white kid faceplanting on a skateboard: e-racist post: lol, that […]
- Sextating
the spectator sport of watching other people engage in s-x acts. a portmanteau of “s-x” and “spectating.” we spent the afternoon s-xtating at the bdsm street fair. verb having s-x while cooking and or eating a potato i had fun s-xtating with you last night, the potatoes were great.
- sexual capitalism
when multiple females are in compet-tion for the same male, each will gradually perform more adventurous s-xual acts on him in order to outdo and catch up with one another. this greatly benefits the consumer – the male – and is absolute proof that capitalism is better than communism. “this s-xual capitalism is working out […]
- Sexually awake
awake enough to catch a s-xual reference someone makes. if someone makes a corny s-x joke, and you don’t catch it, and you’re kind of sleepy, you’d be what we call “s-xually asleep”. chemistry teacher: how many b-lls do you have? joey: 2 big ones! -students laugh- chemistry teacher: no, the correct answer is 12. […]