Shooting Blanks
blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.
“man, we’ve been trying to have a kid for ages, i’m shooting blanks at the moment.”
q: “didn’t you use a rubber?”
a: “nah, i’m shooting blanks.”
sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.
man 1: “d-mn it, i keep shooting blanks! i can’t wait for my plan to expire, so that i can get a new phone with a working keyboard.”
man 2: “man, i wish i had that problem with my girlfriend, but i wouldn’t re-up until i’m at least 30.”
man 1: “i take it that you started praying for false positives?”
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