Shooting caffeine intravenously
this phrase is never meant to be taken literally. no-one really injects coffee directly into their blood stream. caffeine is the main ingredient of coffee, and gives us a feeling of satisfaction. it is simply a joking expression which refers to an intense love, or even addiction, to coffee.
i’m going nuts – if i don’t shoot caffeine intravenously soon i’m going to fall out of my tree!
when i was 13 i had my first coffee, and i’ve been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!
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