shop fly
a person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. for no good reason, other than to talk “shop”. often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.
“i had three projects on the go, but i couldn’t get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. he’s always asking stupid, f-cking questions, while i’m trying to finish a project.”
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