SHOPNESIA
specific amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.
“yes, i am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but i went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia”.
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scoring with a chic that looks like a beached whale. last night ended in an epic shoring. there is not enough alcohol to endure that shoring.
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