shopohol
an alcoholic beverage women drink with one purpose, to get hammered to the point they have purchased one of everything in their size from the mall.
guy #1: that lady is such a shopoholic, did you see how many nordstrom bags she was carrying?
guy #2: yeah i know right. she downed three bottles of shopohol before checking out.
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