Shopperlifted
when a cashier forgets to place items in a customer’s bag and they leave the store without them. many times, the customer will return home, unpack their goods, and discover in outrage the lack of certain items.
“wtf, i thought i just bought toilet paper?!”
“haha, looks like you just got shopperlifted.”
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