shopper’s amnesia
a condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.
1. person 1: “i got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and i honestly don’t remember ever putting the layby on!”
person 2: “wow, sounds like you’ve got a case of shopper’s amnesia.”
2. lisa went to the store and found the hit drew barrymore film ever after in the bargain bin for only $9.89. lisa loves drew barrymore. upon arriving home she attempted to put the new dvd into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary shopper’s amnesia.
Read Also:
- short-lived
a word mispr-nounced by most everyone, meaning “one who has a short life,” in the same fashion as “large-breasted” or “flat-footed.” however, just as one says “lives” instead of “lifes,” one says “lived” instead of “lifed.” his popularity was short-lived.
- Shosh
1. the act of “having too much fun” in airplane bathrooms. 2. the act of blatantly checking someone out. dude, that girl over there is shoshing on you bad! farsi or persian for p-ss i shoshed all over his car and ruined his new paint job. >:) a term that inebriated people use when they […]
- kalti
originates from the indian word kaltee…meaning to ditch its mother, rather father is ‘the kalti boy’ trevor, known to fix up appointments/meetings with friends, colleagues, family members, etal, and then drop out at the last minute giving a rather lame -ss excuse… hence the tag ‘kalti boy’ “wtf he’s giving us kalti, yet again” or […]
- kanodean
a guy i love on fatal hotel who dosn’t like me back and is avoiding me :'( i love you kanodean.
- hoe tactics
the methods and tricks used by hoes to get guys to do what they want tina used her hoe tactics to be able to go on the jacksonville trip