Shopping channel – syndrome
you know you have shopping channel – syndrome, when:
– you buy something completely frivolous, just because it’s been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.
– when you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you’d use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your bas-m-nt
– also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you’re head of having one
marcus finally bought the punching bag he’d been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his shopping channel – syndrome
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