Shopping minute


unit of time used by a woman when she calls for “just a minute”. a shopping minute is significantly longer than a regular minute, though, to date, the exact duration is still unknown by the whole male population.

similar in many regards to the d-ck inch measurement unit.
w : honey, it will be just a minute.
m : yeah, sure. a shopping minute, i guess !?

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