Shopportunity

any opportunity one has to shop. a combo of the words “shop” and “opportunity”.
lisa: we were gonna go skiing, but i think we just p-ssed a mall.

anne: we can ski any time! right now we can’t afford to p-ss up this shopportunity.
n. a “can’t miss” sale or exchange of goods often taken advantage of by the most frugal, cheapest person you know. a real shopportunity envolves multiple exchanges, layers, relationships, and coupons. this is sometimes mistaken for a scam, and borders on white collar crime.
cam: “dude, did you hear about the shopportunity that goldenstein just scored?”

mark: “no, what did it entail?”

cam: “he went and bought 3 sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon…”

mark: “but, he’s not even diabetic.”

cam: “right, but the walgreens in wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. he took those 9 copies to game stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. he used that to get a ps3, essentially he got it for free.”
a golden opportunity for shopping. when the opportunity for shopping arises at the same time as you find a parking sp-ce in front of the store and you have plenty of cash.
marty was thrilled when the confluence of parking sp-ce, cash-in-hand, sale, and time created a shopportunity at the local kitchen store. she knew that her shopping was meant to be!
high fashion at insanely low prices.
i snagged a major shopportunity on a
burberry coat at marshalls.