shopvacing
when a cl-ssy, yet adventurous woman gentally places her lips around a mans -n-s to create a vacuum like seal. she then proceeds to violently suck the sh-t into her mouth.
i was at confession the other day and my penance was to allow the nuns to enjoy shopvacing my -ss!
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