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what people that live in philadelphia (philly) and the suburbs call the south jersey beach.
philadelphian: hey let’s go to the sh-r- this weekend!
other person: where?
philadelphian: the south jersey beach.
the area around the coast-line that isn’t directly on the beach. this includes the touristy attractions, hotels, campgrounds, and everywhere that isn’t right on the sand (which is the beach) and yet still as the smell of salt in the air.
do you want to go to the sh-r- this weekend? we’ll avoid the shoebies, stay at a campground and we can go to the beach, and the boardwalk at night for skee-ball.
what people in new jersey call the beach.
gary: hey where are you going for the memorial day weekend?
steve: asbury park, i’ve got a house down the sh-r-.
slang for “sure.” commonly used in the pacific northwest, especially seattle, washington, and the surrounding suburbs. has recently taken on a flirty connotation to the extent that it is received in a similar way to a wink or a wolf whistle.
guy: “hey, can you show me where the sticky notes are?”
girl: “sh-r-”
bystanders: “d-mn, she really must want the d.”
a joking/sarcastic way to say yes or sure. this response is commonly used to sound foolish when responding to something.
mike: want to go do something stupid?!?!
greg: sh-r-!!!!
the collective noun for a group of douche bags (similar to a gaggle of geese, or a herd of sheep)

a famous sh-r- of douche bags was the ‘jersey sh-r-. which was followed by a team of naturalists from mtv from 2009 to 2012.
if we get more more kid in here that doesn’t take his shades off, we’ll have a sh-r- on our hands.

i hope a gaggle of geese cr-ps all over that sh-r- of douche bags.
-sl-t+wh-r-=sh-r-.
-so basically someone who’s a sl-tty wh-r-.
-an ultimate wh-r-.
-someone who has no self respect.
ew. she’s such a sh-r-!
that sh-r- stole my bf!

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