Shoreditch twat

usually a new media, fashion student, photographer-type person with a privileged digital or old school arts background who lives/works/socialises in london’s east end area of sh-r-ditch. a sh-r-ditch tw-t has at some point also worked/lived/socialised in the near-by brick lane. a sh-r-ditch tw-t is defined by their hoxton finn haircut, 80s retro 90s fusion clothes (usually a suit jacket, blue ripped jeans, and white trainers/shoes), an ability to talk about pseudo-intellectual artistic bullsh-t with no relevance to the real world, completely up their own backsides, and a failure to comprehend that they are the laughing stock of the rest of the normal local (ethnic) population. the sh-r-ditch tw-t has now been immortalised by the fictional nathan barley and serialised on tv by channel 4.
look at that sh-r-ditch tw-t across the road.
20-something dressed in over-priced torn clothing and numerous 80s retro fashion items, sometimes including pink legwarmers. ridiculous haircuts also de-rigeur. comonly found in sh-r-ditch/hoxton area, usually making bad art in an overpriced warehouse apartment while living on seemingly limitless parental funds. sh-r-ditch tw-ts where once refered to more politely by the bbc as ‘hoxton trendies’.
look at the ridiculous haircut on that sh-r-ditch tw-t