shorefadowing
when you are bound to have a series of unfortunate events that are “sh-r-” to be quite pricey.
“the sad part is, the gopro was streaming on my phone, so i literally watched it sink to the bottom of the lake on my phone. then 45 mins later, i flipped my kayak over and my galaxy s6 ended up in the bottom of the lake.” seriously that was sh-r-fadowing a series of unfortunate, (yet pricey) events.
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