short arm
the male’s s-xual organ, teh p-n-s.
she wants my short arm tonight! i’m going to blast it up, stick it in, flip the skins, do dirty dancing.
a person who arms do not reach far enough down to get to the money in the bottom of their pockets. this prevents them from paying for a round of drinks.
george is a short arm he avoids paying for anything.
pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. the result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.
“hey phil do you have a can koozie? my beer is way too cold to hold bare handed.”
“why don’t you just shortarm your beer?”
“thanks. this works great!”
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