short bus status
when a person becomes dumbfounded and half r-t-rded when caught off gaurd… especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.
stephanie was explaining a meaning to lauren while lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when stephanie finished lauren said what’s that mean, stephanie said don’t worry lauren you’re s.b.s. short bus status!
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